I don't own nor claim ownership to the Red VS. Blue Intellectual Property, Halo, or anything within. This was a short skit that I came up with while watching RvB and can't get it out of my head.

Grif - "Sarge, are you working on a new weapon for the Warthog?"

Sarge - "Yep, we're making a Tachyon Pulse Cannon that will defend the Warthog from any angle."

Grif - "No stupid drawbacks like the last brilliant idea you've had."

Sarge - "What the other cannon worked just fine."

Grif - "What? It stalled the Warthog for ten seconds after firing. I don't care what planet you're from, but that is a major flaw."

Sarge - "I'll major flaw you..."

Grif - "What does that even mean?"

Simmons - "Just let it go sir, I thought your idea worked just fine, so that is a vote of 2-1."

Lopez(Spanish) - "Actually I hated the last idea. It made no sense."

Simmons - "Thanks Lopez, see Grif. Now it's a vote of 3-1."

Lopez(Spanish) - "Stupid maroon idiot."

Simmons - "There is only one thing I'm concerned about, sir. Aren't Tachyons responsible for causing rifts in the Time-Space Continuum."

Sarge - "Good idea, Simmons. Grif, stand in front of this while we're testing it."

*Grif Sighs*